soap on a roap
[2004-12-22 - 9:44 a.m.]

Diary, the universe is speeding up, not slowing down. So why am I?

Does this mean that my diary pages will no longer be abuzz with interesting and funny entries? Does this mean that I'm going to fade, and then disappear into a vacuum?

I know what I need... a cosmological consult. Nothing can set the universe right like a makeover. Some highlights, maybe? When dealing with cosmic real estate, the bottom line is always exfoliation, exfoliation, exfoliation! I'd better get going, the morning's half over and I"m still wearing the same fuzz on my teeth that I woke up with. Laterz.